if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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a moment of silence for all the porn cameramen out there
hahaha
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“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
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if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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no character on tv will ever be as magical as the janitor
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